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Written and Performed by John Monteleone - Co-Written and Directed by Denise Welborn
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...No one can look anyone else in the eye because they'll be reminded of their families chewing morning noon and night! They buy food so they eat eat eat instead of talk. They shove food in their mouths, so they have an excuse not to talk. And if you can't talk, you don't have to look--you can commute. Commute from the table to the sofa, from the sofa to the bathroom, to then the refrigerator and back to the sofa, to the bathroom, to the bedroom to sleep, you can commute until you die...

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"SPELLBINDING.... 'in Perfectly Norm-iLL People," his second solo, Monteleone slips with ease from one character to another with an original or hysterical line to draw you in."

" BRAVURA PERFORMANCE... Monteleone demonstrates a convincing range in evoking 10 different characters" 
Steve Parks